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A day in the life.

Several weeks ago, in a living room:

Bad Jew: So, are you ever going to update the f*cking website?
Lianne: I don’t see you doing it.
NotHayama: *snores in easy chair*
Lianne: …I think I’m going to jump on her knees-first.
Bad Jew: You could be spending that time updating the website.
Lianne: Is there an echo in this room? MAYBE I SHOULD SHOOT AT THAT ECHO WITH A SHOTGUN.

Several days ago, same living room:

NotHayama: I thought you said you were going to update the website today.
Lianne: SOMEBODY JUST DIED IN VAMPIRE KNIGHT! HE’S DEAD, YOU UNFEELING MONSTER! I CAN’T WORK - I’M TOO SAD!

Several hours ago, in the lab:

Lianne: Hey, I forgot that I can update from work instead of picking fights on forums. I can write a Mini Review for the Fifth Anniversary of Shonen Jump Magazine!

Several minutes ago:

Lianne’s boss: I already told you to get back to work.
Lianne: Is there an echo in this room? MAYBE I SHOULD - oh, I mean, yes, doctor. Didn’t see you there.

We’ll be back before Christmas. For reals!

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